The one and only Gravy Dave. Except he's not the one and only because he has also got a mate called Gravy Dave. Gravy Dave has spent so long in Stoke now that you can play 7 degrees of Gravy Dave. He knows everyone. And even the people he doesn't know, he sort of vaguely recognises. He's well known by the local police for getting so drunk he's forgotten how to get home and writing 'beefcake' on people's steamed up car windows.
Gravy Dave can drink for forty nights in a row and survive on less than 5 hours sleep each night. He's sort of like a Jesus. He'll be at every party and social gathering ever organised and he'll always be the last Gravy standing. He's coming to visit us in the late summer and we'll take him to Slemish and he'll ask,
'Is there a pub up there?'
'Yes Gravy Boy, there is.'
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