As blog material is rather thin on the ground at the minute I'm happy that Tuesday Kid has tagged me to disclose 8 pointless things about myself. It means I can keep my rant about how Vision Express rinsed me with their cunning promotional offers for another day.
8 pointless things:
1. I never time food when I'm cooking. I just hope for the best. If I ever invite you to a dinner party you should politely decline.
2. I will always want to be a carpenter.
3. I think too much about really, really silly things.
4. Instead of revising for 'A' Levels I learnt how to juggle. I'm now in a dead-end job but I'm fully qualified to join the circus at any time.
5. I am a member of the Drizzle Aprecciation Society. It's quite elite.
6. When I was 10 and we moved to the countryside I was excited about all the wildlife I'd get to see. The only badgers I've ever seen have been lying on the side of the road, dead, and the only fox I've ever seen in the country was the one that massacred all our hens last week.
7. I believe that time is a concept that should be totally ignored. It's far too restrictive.
8. I'm one of those dumb, naive people who thinks they're getting s good deal but they're getting ripped off. Yup, that's me (F**k you Vision Express, even though your staff were lovely. I musta been blind not to see youse bastards coming.)
There ye go. I don't see why the list had to stop at 8 'cause, personally, I could've gone on forever there (I once got a bat caught in my hair, I once let a bat loose in Pet Smart) I tag the Lovely Mel because even though I know her pretty well but I'm sure she can still surprise me.
2 comments:
Sorry, I want to hear the Vison Express story now. And also, I worked in PetSmart when I was at school. There were BATS in PetSmart?!
I do the same when I'm cooking, I just keep picking at it until it tastes right.
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