Do you know how hard it is to get a beanie hat these days? Very. And do you know who I blame? Emo kids. Their hairstyles are too cool to cover up with boring headwear. And do you know what else is really hard to get? Hot water bottles, especially ones that come without a ridiculous soft and fluffy cover. Do people dress thir hot water bottles in coats in case they get cold?
I was nicknamed Hot Water Bottle Head Hannah by Jakers because, apparently, my head generates tremendous heat. Then why am I always so fecking cold? Mels once told me that you lose most of your body heat through your head. I remember her being sick with the lurgi and wearing a hat in bed. I need a hat for my hot water bottle head. I think I can see a point in those hot water bottle covers after all.
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Ask the family Domestic Goddess, Zigella - she'll rustle you up a beanie hat and some white chocolate muffins to go in an evening.
Hmmm...maybe the white chocolate muffins would suffice. I feel warm just thinking about them.
It's not true that thing about losing heat through your head - it has just been disproved or so I read in the Guardian last week. See you soon.
Do the muffins sit inside the beanie hat for added insulation?
Only just got news from amazon that one of your presents has been sent, so hopefully you will get it in time. Dad xxxxx
Mels theories are quite often proved wrong!! Like the one about the hammer falling from space. I think I still need a hat though.
Dad, I got my amazon present. I opened it though as it looked like a scary letter from scary government types. Don't open anything you get from amazon til christmas day xxxx
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