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Monday, December 24, 2007

Brave Mel

On Saturday mum and I met with some of our favourite bloggers for a very civilised afternoon of coffee drinking and intellectual conversation. I learnt some very interesting things during the course of the day. One of those things was that somehow, somewhere, someone had made a video called Two Girls and a Cup and whatever it's content was, it made grown men cry and throw up.

I wanted to know why it was so bad. No one would tell me. All I knew was that no one wanted to talk about it. This meant it must be really bad. I came up with a cunning plan. I'd get Mel to watch it for me then she could tell me what it was about. She was more than willing to help me out. We thought we'd found it so I left her to watch it. Bert and Nigel raced in to see but came back minutes later saying that she hadn't found the right thing.

I went in to see how her search for Two Girls and a Cup was going and mum was in folding sheets. Mel played a video and said I don't think this is it when all of a sudden the most horrific thing was on the screen in front of us. Mum and I squealed and ran out. Mel, who is hardcore, stayed to watch the rest. Nigel's curiosity got the better of him and he went back to watch it only to come back a few minutes later with his face all flushed and claiming that watching it had kind of spoiled his christmas a wee bit.

So I asked Mel what the verdict was. She said it was rank and definitely not something that anyone would choose to watch. I for one would be ill if I watched the whole thing and I just don't need those kinds of mental images in my head.


Anonymous said...

After reading this Sophie, Lizzie and myself had to watch it. Finally found it and although pretty gross our stomaches remained intact. Merry Christmas to everyone. Dad xxxxx

Nelly said...


Merry Christmas anyway.

hootchinhannah said...

Happy Christmas to you too Dad. Mel told her friend about it. Sh also watchd it but found another one called two girls and a finge. Apparently it's worse although how it could be I don't know.

Anonymous said...

Bleurgh - the things you find on the internet these days. I think the NI bloggers may have started a phenomenon as my friend Sammy first traumatised her boyfriend with that video & then showed it to another of our friends plus her boyfriend, who is now allegedly completely scarred for life. I also told another few guys I know (London Rob & Tricky). Rob used the words 'fecking disgusting' and I've had no response from Tricky yet though no doubt he will have some kind of retort planned.
2 girls 1 finger is what Sammy found & it is bad. For fear of the police confiscating my pc I don't wanna watch any more 2 girls 1 whatever videos.
Mel.x x

hootchinhannah said...

I need an email Mel lling me what 2 girls and one finger is about? Or maybe I don't wanna know. Hmmmm, perhaps we should forget about the whol sordid ordeal.

Anonymous said...

2 girls one finger is much of the same kinda thing minus the cup. Lots of vomiting-not good. I like your new year post - you did some amazing things in 2007 & I bet my soul 2008 will have loads more!
Speak soon.
Mel. x x

Anonymous said...

You should find the one with the two japaneese girls in the bath puking into each others mouths. Yummy