So I met an American guy who asked me where I was from.When I told him Ireland he asked if I spoke Irish. I said no. He said
You're from Ireland and you don't speak Irish?
I said
Your from America, do you speak American?
He said yes. I said
No you don't you speak English
I have never in my life been asked why I don't speak Irish. I thought he was one of the most ignorant people I'd ever met. When I asked him what he knew about Ireland he said he knew shamrocks and leprechauns. So I shot him with my water pistol several times on his balding head.
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He deserved that. Twit.
Good work lady - what an utterly silly question/opinion.
Your packeage is in the making - mwah, hah, hah. Hope you are fine & dandy.
Will speak soon.
Lots of love.
xx
Mels I love you xxx
but why don't you speak irish?
(sorry)
Brilliant story - I hate stupid Americans
Oh that was from Katkins the last comment
In future when asked such a question reply
"anois agus aris" or
a-nish aug-us a-rish
which means "now and again"
and is enough to shut most people up.
Thanks Ganching, although I hope never to meet someone as rude as that in the future.
Katkins, when are you and Mark gonna visit me?
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