I'm glad I took a dander down the back lane today. Because if I didn't I wouldn't have seen two animals having a stand off. One was easily identified as Fat Face Freddy. The other animal, I presumed, was also a cat but when it looked up at me and ran off there was no mistaking that bushy tail for the tail of Fantastic Mr. Fox. So what were Freddy and the fox standing around chatting about?
Freddy: Feck off Foxy, I'm more ginger than you are!
Foxy: Are you feck Fat Face. You're more like a strawberry blond. Bet ye dye your hair too. I can see white on your belly.
Freddy: Look Foxy, not only am I more ginger but I am also a black belt in Catrate so you better keep your big foxy mouth shut or I'll hoof ye.
Foxy: Hahahahaha it's KARATE Fat Face and I bet the only belt you wear is a chastity belt. Everyone round these parts knows you have no balls! LOL
Freddy: Don't you LOL at me. I'll set my bear on you. Her name's Bonnie!
Foxy: Ha! Bonnie's not a bear she's a German Shepherd and I know for a fact she's soft as shite. wouldn't hurt a fly.
At which point I show up and Foxy runs away whilst Freddy laughs down his sleeve and then miaows at me like he's such a sweet innocent wee cat.
4 comments:
This is a brilliant story - made me laugh out loud.
Fat Face Freddy is lying on my bed as I write this. He hates people laughing at his expense but that's cats for ya.
Keep me posted about the weekend. I shall hopefully get round to making bisuits. Possibly ginger foxy biscuits!!
Lethal, his own wee 'little prince' fox moment. Very good. X
Aaahhh, I never thought on that pet. So do you think that the fox was asking Freddy to tame him? I still think they were having a 'ginger-off'
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