Sometimes my life can be tedious. I have compiled a list of fun things to do on a Saturday*
1. Light a fire. Watch it. Burn various different things to see how they blaze. Good things include egg cartins especially if they have an empty shell in them as they produce good sound effects too.
2. Go visit an elderly next door neighbour and tell her all about the exciting night out you had at the chinese restaurant with the girls from work - pure lefal sham!*1
3. Make endless cups of coffee and smoke endless fags and repititively worry about how many cups of coffee you drink and how many fags you smoke - woohoo!*1
4. Compile a list of fun things to do on a Saturday. And then do them all - Great fun!*1
5. Annoy the cat.
* It doesn't have to be a Saturday, it can be any day of the week.
*1 Note the hint of sarcasm.
12 comments:
Sounds like you could do with a hobby - surely it's about time you learned to knit! Keeps hands busy and you can't smoke and knit at the same time.
these do not sound like fu things to do. thanks for the suggestions, but even i could do better.
ok those were the gayest ideas ever .........u suck at this ......i dont need you gay help...i was in aww of your terrible ideas!
LOSERR!!!
OMG i am with that other chick...ur ideas SUCKKK!!!!!! u loser
I smell a rat. Anonymous how did you know that anonymous is a chick. Maybe both anonyous and anonymous are the same person,the fact that they have been posted one minute apart and perhaps you can't read otherwise you would have spotted the hint of sarcasm. You poor dear, to take something so seriously you must have problems.
I wrote this post 3 months ago and anonymous has only just come across it. This person is obvioulsly not a friend or a member of my family so why are they even reading it??? Today is Saturday, could it be that someone was looking for fun things to do on a Saturday and when they typed that into the computer it came up with my list??
I get bored sometimes but at least I have a little more imagination.
I've got a suggestion for Anonymous.
Take a class in English or spend your Saturday morning shopping for a dictionary!
You should be proud if you type "Fun things to do on a saturday" in to google your page is the 1st one.-- An american
I think it stinks, but I did like the first and the fifth thing.
Okay, since I have nothing better to do I will comment on hootchinhannah for his/her excellent detective skills. Amazing. Anonymous, I have to agree with you on th ideas but not as harshly. Also, get a life Anonymous. I mean 2 massages in 1 minute. Jeez. Does anyone have any better suggestions to do when we all get bored to tears? And did you know that each cigarette shortens your life by 7-14 minuites! A cigar shortens your life by 15-20 minuites. Do the math, quit or have a shorter life. Your choice. From Stephen-(The proud non-smoker who will have a longer life than anybody who does smoke). It is a good way to never get bored in the future though. You'll be dead. :( C ya!!
Are you serious? I would never in a million years do any of those things other then visit elders. Drinking coffee is against my religon and who would want to watch a fire? Please get better advice on your website. I feel bad for you!! All though hootchinhannah made a good come back "I get bored sometimes but atleast I have a little imagination!"
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those ideas suck balls!!!!!!
only a fu#king retard would try those
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